“Wait until you hear this one—you’re not going to believe it!!!!!” The ding from my phone announced an early morning text from my friend Janey in Arizona. The excessive exclamation points betrayed her emotional state. Coffee first, I thought, grabbing an extra-large cup. This could be a doozy. Janey isn’t one to exaggerate, but I had a hunch about the source of her exasperation. “Ring, ring.” She picked up faster than you could say bagel. “Thank goodness you called. I